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November 18, 2005
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[Phone starts to beep] Lois Griffin: Oh my!Old Man: Uh, yeah, I was just wondering, uh... where the newspaper boy was.
[beep]
Old Man: Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gonna come back.
[beep]Old Man: Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news.
[beep]
Old Man: Where are you?
[beep]Old Man: Ah, you're starting to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch. Call me.
Posted by Tim at 5:11 PM